Easy Jokes for English Learners
ReadOasis Step 1 Teacher: How much is 3 x 3? Student: The answer is 9. Teacher: That’s pretty good. Student: Pretty good?! It’s perfect. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps talking when people are not interested? Student: A teacher. Father: You should get a job. Son:... Read more
The Golden Goose
More Jataka Tales by Ellen C. Babbitt ReadOasis Step 3 Once upon a time there was a Goose who had beautiful golden feathers. Not far away from this Goose lived a very poor woman, who had two daughters. The Goose saw that they had a hard time to get... Read more
The Farmer and the Birds
ReadOasis Step 1 By Aesop A Mother Bird made her house in a field. And the field was full of green wheat. As days passed, the wheat grew taller and taller. And her baby Birds became bigger and stronger. As summer ended, the wheat turned the color of gold.... Read more
Jumping Frog
By Mark Twain ReadOasis Step 2 (Part 1) A friend of mine in the East asked me to visit old Simon Wheeler. He wanted me to ask about his friend, Leonard W. Smiley. I did as my friend asked, and I found Simon Wheeler sleeping by the stove in... Read more
Master of Words: Bob Dylan
ReadOasis Step 2 (Part 1) It was January 1961. In the cold north of Minnesota, a young man of 19 years packed his bags. He was going to New York City. By car, the trip would take over 18 hours. And he was travelling by his thumb. In other... Read more
The Dog and His Shadow
ReadOasis Step 2 A big dog was walking through the streets one day. As he walked along, he passed the meat seller's shop. And there he saw it: the best sight in the world. In front of the shop, was a table. And on the table were large, juicy... Read more
The Exact Science of Matrimony
By O. Henry ReadOasis Step 2 (Part 1) Jeff Peters and Andy Tucker could never be trusted. One day, the two men decided to open a marriage business to make some quick and easy money. The first thing they did was to write an advertisement to be published in... Read more
The Return of a Private
By Hamlin Garland ReadOasis Step 2 (Part 1) The soldiers cheered. The train crossed the border into Wisconsin. It had been a long trip. They had travelled from the south back to their homes in the north. One of the men had a large red scar across his forehead.... Read more
James Hogg and His Dog
ReadOasis Step 2 There was a poor man who lived in Scotland. His work was to care for the sheep. His name was James Hogg. His family also worked as shepherds. He took care of a rich man’s sheep. They belonged to Eric Water. Sometimes he had many baby... Read more
Little Snow White
ReadOasis Step 2 (Part 1) Illustration by Franz Jüttne A long time ago, a Queen sat near a window in her castle. It was the middle of winter. Snow was falling like feathers from the clouds. The window had a black frame, and the Queen sat in front if... Read more
The Minister’s Horse
ReadOasis Step 2 One day a man was walking down the street. He was tired. As he walked, he passed a church. He saw the Minister of the church. The Minister was getting on his horse. The man spoke, "Dear Minister. I am very tired from walking. And I... Read more
Bird Leg Test
ReadOasis Step 2 It was three o'clock in the morning. And Jonah was tired. "I think I'm ready for the test," he said to himself. Then he fell asleep at his desk. When he opened his eyes, he saw the clock in front of his face. The red numbers... Read more
The Hazelnut Child
By Andrew Lang ReadOasis Step 2 (Part 1) Once upon a time there was a husband and a wife who had no children. Every day they prayed to Heaven to send them a child, even if it were no bigger than a hazelnut. (A hazelnut is a small brown... Read more
Animal Lessons
ReadOasis Step 2 (Part 1) After a hot day, just before dark, a Florida woman is walking her dog near a small river. The dog is big, weighing 80 pounds (about 36 kilograms). But something bad is about to happen that the dog and woman do not expect. From... Read more
Pecos Bill: A Tall Tale
Author Unknown ReadOasis Step 3 (Part 1) Pecos eeill had a strange childhood. It all started after his father decided that there was no longer enough room in east Texas for his family. "Pack up, Ma!" he cried. "We’ve got neighbors moving in fifty miles away! It's getting' too... Read more
The Frog and the Mouse
By Aesop ReadOasis Step 1 A mouse and a frog were friends. Every morning the frog jumped out of the water. Then he went and visited his friend the mouse. The mouse lived in an opening in the side of a tree. After a short visit, the frog climbed... Read more
The Dog and the Wolf
ReadOasis Step 3 One warm day a Dog lay down under a tree in a field. The wind blew softly and made the tall grass whisper. The light sparkled and danced on the leaves of the tree. And soon the Dog was fast asleep. He slept peacefully in the... Read more
The Rabbit and the Turtle
ReadOasis Step 2 One day, a Rabbit was talking to a Turtle. The Rabbit said, "Turtle, Turtle, you are so slow. I feel so sorry for anyone who moves as slow as you!" "You feel sorry for me?" said the Turtle. "Then why don't we run a race to... Read more
The Little Pine Tree
ReadOasis Step 2 A little pine tree lived in the woods. It had no leaves. It had needles. The little tree said, "I do not like needles. All the other trees in the woods have pretty leaves. I want leaves, too. But I will have better leaves. I want... Read more
The Naughty Dog (Step 3)
ReadOasis Step 3 By Aesop There once was a naughty dog. He would snap at people and bite them without any warning. He was a great annoyance to everyone who came to his master's house. So his master fixed a bell around his neck to warn people of his... Read more