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Jim Gaffigan is a funny man. In fact, he is so funny that he gets paid for it. As a popular entertainer, he writes jokes for a living. And because Jim Gaffigan is a large man, he makes a lot of jokes about his love for food and eating.

Some of his jokes are about bacon. He says, "Do you want to know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon!" He says that bacon is precious. "Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a ...