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Question 1

Q: What two words have the most letters? A: Post office. In the set up, we think of the letters A, B, C, but the punch line makes us think about

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A	letters as in the alphabet, A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
B	letters like in literature, story books, or knowledge.
C	letters as in "I sent you letter (message) in the mail."

Question 2

Man: I can’t eat this food! Call the manager! Waitress: Never mind. He can’t eat it either. In the punch line of the joke, we are suprised because...

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A	the waitress will call the manager for help.
B	the waitress is sorry for the bad food.
C	the waitress agrees the food is bad.

Question 3

Wife: Look at that happy couple! Husband: What about them? Wife: He is holding her hand and opening a door for her. Husband: Yeah, so? Wife: Why can’t you do that? Husband: I can’t do that! I don’t even know that woman! In the set up of the joke (not the punch), we think that the husband...

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A	will open doors for the other woman and hold her hand.
B	will open doors for his wife and hold her hand.
C	wants his wife to open doors for him.

Question 4

Father: What did you learn in school today? Son: I learned to say, “Yes, sir!” and “No, sir!” Father: Really? Son: Yeah! In the set up, we expect the boy to show good manners. But in the punch we see that the boy...

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A	says "Yes, sir!" and "No, sir!" to his father.
B	does not use good manners with his father.
C	uses good manners with his father, too.

Question 5

A: My dog used to chase people on a bike. B: Oh, that’s a problem. A: The situation got so bad, I had to take his bike away. B: Very funny! In the punch line of the joke. . .

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A	people who are riding bikes.
B	the dog is riding a bike.
C	people are chasing the dog.

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