A Joke Told by Marty Adickman
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So it's Friday night in the synagogue, and during the course of the service, the rabbi standing at the pulpit is looking out over the back of the congregation. And in the very back he sees a young man who's got his head in his hands for the entire service.

He's very concerned about this, so after the service is over, he goes to the back, and he recognizes the young man. He says, "Gerald, what seems to be the matter? You seem to be absolutely miser...