ReadOasis Step 1

Teacher: How much is 3 x 3?
Student: The answer is 9.
Teacher: That?s pretty good.
Student: Pretty good?! It?s perfect.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps talking when people are not interested?
Student: A teacher.

Father: You should get a job.
Son: Why?
Father: You can get some money.
Son: Why?
Father: You can put some money in the bank and save for the future.
Son: Why should I do that?
Father: When you get older, you can use the money. You won't have to work.
Son...