Easy Jokes for English Learners (Step 1)
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Question 1 |
A: My dog used to chase people on a bike.
B: Oh, that’s a problem.
A: The situation got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
B: Very funny!
In the punch line of the joke. . .
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A | people who are riding bikes. |
B | people are chasing the dog. |
C | the dog is riding a bike. |
Question 2 |
Father: What did you learn in school today?
Son: I learned to say, “Yes, sir!” and “No, sir!”
Father: Really?
Son: Yeah!
In the set up, we expect the boy to show good manners. But in the punch we see that the boy...
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A | uses good manners with his father, too. |
B | does not use good manners with his father. |
C | says "Yes, sir!" and "No, sir!" to his father. |
Question 3 |
Wife: Look at that happy couple!
Husband: What about them?
Wife: He is holding her hand and opening a door for her.
Husband: Yeah, so?
Wife: Why can’t you do that?
Husband: I can’t do that! I don’t even know that woman!
In the set up of the joke (not the punch), we think that the husband...
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A | will open doors for the other woman and hold her hand. |
B | will open doors for his wife and hold her hand. |
C | wants his wife to open doors for him. |
Question 4 |
Man: I can’t eat this food! Call the manager!
Waitress: Never mind. He can’t eat it either.
In the punch line of the joke, we are suprised because...
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A | the waitress will call the manager for help. |
B | the waitress agrees the food is bad. |
C | the waitress is sorry for the bad food. |
Question 5 |
Q: What two words have the most letters?
A: Post office.
In the set up, we think of the letters A, B, C, but the punch line makes us think about
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A | letters as in "I sent you letter (message) in the mail." |
B | letters as in the alphabet, A, B, C, D, E, F, G... |
C | letters like in literature, story books, or knowledge. |
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